Enough is Enough... I'm suing the nieghbors!!!

Camo was at the neighbors the other day when he suffered yet another tragedy, it's time to take things into my own hands.... here is the letter sent to the neighbors...

08/2008
Poor Ole’ Boys District Attorney’s Office

Floydada, Texas 79235


Dear Glenn and Sandra,

You have been sued. My Client Camden Blake Johnston has suffered a tragedy at your expense. The actions by you (the defendant) have caused my client to suffer what is called a “medial cranial hemorrhage” or more commonly known as a “pop-knot dead center of his head”. Said Client however, has chosen to accept a plea bargain. Due to the recommendation of the Director of Child Protective Services for the Steen Addition (Mrs. RaNay Johnston) my Client has accepted the following terms. In the account that the plea agreement is not met you will be placed on “neighborhood probation” until these terms are met. 1.) You must provide at a minimum of one small sized zip-lock baggie of fruit loops upon your next “parentally supervised visit”. 2) You must also provide the same sized zip-lock baggie of whatever flavor graham crackers you buy, that he won’t eat over here. 3.) You must provide at my client’s request a 6oz. Styrofoam cup of pure Floydada City Water at your expense. 4.) My Client (Camden Blake Johnston) must have access to full restroom facilities including the usage of your toothbrush to freshen his breath while playing at your home. If these requests are not met, my Client (Camden Blake Johnston) will no longer be allowed to (a.) write all over your sidewalk with sidewalk chalk provided by the District Attorney’s Office. (b.) my client will also no longer be able to move his parents sprinkler to your yard when you think they aren’t looking. And, (c.) Said Client will no longer be able to relieve himself between the houses when “HE” thinks no one is looking. With the terms of this plea agreement lined out you have 10 days from today to accept or decline this agreement.

Corey Johnston
District Attorney
Poor Ole’ Boys District Attorney’s Office
Floydada Texas


RaNay Johnston M.O.T.L.F.C.N (Mom’s on the lookout for Crazy Neighbors)
Diretor of Neighborhood Operations

Floydada Texas



p.s. if you feel that you have received this letter by accident please call 983-6011 and no one will be there to take your call. Thank you in advance and have a good day!



08/2008
t.i.r.d.m.a.t. (these initials really don’t mean a thing)

BREAKING NEWS "Russia Invades Georgia in search of Big Foot"

In the headlines this week was a huge "big foot" hoax in the State of Georgia that drew an insane crowd of followers, freaks and fanatics myself included (I'll let you figure out which category). So we sit anxiously awaiting the DNA test results to see if they really have a big foot or if they have just thrown their career completely out the window. Now at the same time Bombs rocked Tbilisi early Saturday morning as the fight between Georgia (the Country ) and Russia over a breakaway region intensified and moved into the Georgian capital. Now those two stories have absolutely nothing in common...YET!. Have you ever asked someone a question and as soon as it left your mouth you thought what kind of question is that. But It's too late, you've already launched it and there is no turning back. Well, Earlier this week RaNay and I are watching the news awaiting the DNA results from "Big Foot" and RaNay asks the most interesting question EVER! She said and I quote, " Hey Honey, why are the Russians in Georgia and what would they want with a Big Foot?" and i simply said "Good Night Dear!"

The Hogg Maulies and The World Famous Doug Moreland Band

According to the website and Chwan, Nobody really knows what a "Hogg Maulie" is. Well i have recently spent some time with the band and i know what a "Hogg Maulie" is. A Hogg Maulie is a very talented musician and good person. As a part of our (the radio station)'s new look we were allowed the oppourtunity (thanks Lisa) to be a part of the 116th Annual Briscoe County Rodeo and Celebration as the introduction for the Bands both nights. Friday was the Hogg Maulies and Saturday the "Doug Moreland Band" I want to thank Rode, Jerod, Will, David, Chwan, Parker and everyone who was there for a great time and "Camo" is already wearing his shirt. (It looks like a dress with guns on it, but he loves it.)Here is a picture of myself and the band on Friday night.



p.s. here is a link to the band's website.....check them out. http://www.hoggmaulies.com/
and thanks again hope we meet up again... and Jerod i have inserted a link to your photography page on my favorites here... Thanks.


Saturday night was time witht the "World famous Doug Moreland Show" Thanks to Doug and Eric, Jeremiah and everyone for the time and allowing us to throw stuff at people on your stage before the show. Good times... Good times... ha. Eric, call us some time and come by the we are re-arranging right now where we can fit more people in here. Thanks again and hope to see you in the studio sometime.

The West Texas Friday Night Scoreboard Show

Time has come again for High School Football across Texas and there is no other sport that generates excitement like West Texas High School Football. Be sure and check in every week for all the Scores and Highlights from across the South Plains and West Texas. You can here us anywhere in the world on www.westtexasscoreboard.com Join Tony St. James and Steven Orr every week from 10:00 until midnight.

Uncrate & Outblush

About Uncrate

Uncrate is the No. 1 buyer's guide for men. We test and highlight cool items from cell phones to DVDs to cars. Five new products are added every week day for your perusal. You're welcome. If your into the latest and greatest, this is the place for the cool before it becomes cool. I used Uncrate as a reference for my new shoes.. here is the direct link to the best pair of shoes on earth. http://www.uncrate.com/men/style/shoes/new-balance-920/





About Outblush

Outblush is the new shopping weblog for women. Like having your own team of personal shoppers, we dig up the best products for you five days a week. Whether you're looking for that perfect side table or a new summer skirt, we've got you covered. RaNay has not purchased anything from this site yet, but she forgot the name of it for a while so this post will probably get me into trouble. Oh Well

Fire and Rescue Training Facility

After months of hard work by almost all of the volunteers on the FVFD, we have a new training facility. There will be multiple classes taught from and off the side of this new facility, including high-angle rescue, repelling 1-4 and many other rescue classes. There is also a FPD training facility beside this one so everyone on both departments can take advantage of the facilities. Our 25th Annual Floydada Area Fire School will be hosted on August 16th beginning at 7:00 am with registration. Classes will follow after. Fore more information call the city office. Here are some pics of the new facility.

Kyler Scout turns 3

This will tell you how far behind i am in posting to the blog, however i have a weekend here and some spare time so i'll catch everybody up. Kyler turned 3 and everyone celebrated on July the 12th. (and in typical "Rainwater" fashion.) (most of you will understand that.) Lot's of kids and lots of fun was had that day, i already gave Kember the c.d. of pictures and for some reason i only kept two pictures anyway here they are. I'm pretty certain Kyler got something Camo would have really like and the fist picture i think shows that. Here they are and HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN KYLER!